Basil

[Cabaiguan Juan]

Well, be on the lookout. Santa has just gotten through this catastrophe of a holiday that you punks created. The labor we had to use to supplement the damn Dominican elves was American circus midgets and those punks instilled this 'Give Thanks' crap on my regulars. Next thing I know the fuckers got a turkey cooking. How they got a turkey up here is beyond me! Needless to say, I'm getting Canadian circus midgets next year. Thanksgiving in October will help me a lot! One of the Circus midgets did some sort of "B" movie with this Margolis chic you were talking about so you can thank that children's clothes buying punk later. Build him a rollercoaster that he will be tall enough to ride on or something. BTW, if you know of any children with prior sweatshop experience, fax me their resume.

Its like Basil is his own Santa or something.

[Secret Santa]

Its like Basil is his own Santa or something.

You better start asking the Easter Bunny for meat cuz your stuck with coal for the next 5 years for that asshat remark!
Basil, your package has been sent: 03050830000430818973

[basil]

You better start asking the Easter Bunny for meat cuz your stuck with coal for the next 5 years for that asshat remark!
Basil, your package has been sent: 03050830000430818973

No goddamn way. holy shit! I mean damn! I think I need a little clarification here - I mean, the bunny came, and not the easter one (is that for real??!?). heh. CJ, I stand humbled. I have been merry christmased! many many thanks!

[Cabaiguan Juan]

One thing Texas doesn't have the rest of the contry beat on is Oreo's. Hope you like'm all.