LoudPipes78!!!

[Secret Santa]

Yo, 'ssupp Bro!!!

OK, let's cut to the chase. You've been nothing but a shit disturber all year, and every year previous in your life, so the only thing I can say is Santa has to send you something so you won't start whining and put more bother on that saint you call a wife. Hell, that woman makes Saints seem like evil ghouls!!!

OK, enough about her.

Listen dude, just because Santa's spent the last day & a half browsing and studying the Wish List thread for shit that ain't there doesn't mean I can read your mind and know what you want. For Christ's sake, why don't you people put your preferences and likes in your profile?? You could at least try to make it easy on me. It ain't bad enough I have to guess what kind of mood the Missus is in every morning before I open my eyes, when those elves are having their next Union meeting or when the Reindeer are gonna go into heat, but now every year you guys figure I have nothing better to do than play a seegar guessing game!!!

Fuggitt, when I go by Sid's on my way to snowless Florida (reminds me, gotta put the wheel conversion kit on my sleigh to get to that shit-hole) I'll rob his secret stash of Macanoodles, swing by Mauied's place to scam some of whatever shit they smoke where he's from, go by Basil's place to pick up some Grape White owls and snag some Acid Kuba Kuba off Hex, then I'll have a bag full of shit to drop down your chimney.



So, make it easy for me and let poor old Santa know what your smoking preferences are!!

Ho, ho, ho!!!

[basil]

LOL!!! Well, I don't live near Florida, BUT, I just got a new shipment of pineapple white owls in and I got some grapes left and somethin' called chocolate blunts and I can hook you up! I'll mail 'em on down to Hex!

[Loudpipes78]

I was waiting for my thread... knew I was going to be on the naughty list and not in that gay scritching furry way like ChefChris.

Honestly my preference lately is anything Rocky Patel... I haven't had a cigar from them that I didn't love except the Sun Grown, it was good but... eh

Edge, '90, '92, '99, Old Worlde Reserve, Connecticut (is there actually any difference b/w that and the '99 other than an extra band) are all quite Bueno to me.

But to narrow it down more... I'd probably go with the Edge, '90, and '92 OWR is great but not tons and tons better then the '90 or '92 for the money.

I'm such a newb to all this that no matter what may show up I'll probably thoroughly enjoy, unlike some other things I'm pretty easy to please when it comes to smokes.


And out of that whole rant the one thing you got dead on was that my wife is a Saint, I most definitely married up.


One thing that is definitely on my wish list is an ISOM... I hear so much about them I'm really curious to try one to see what all the hype is.

[guado]

I heard his favorite "flavor" is peach....

[Loudpipes78]

Are you still watching Santa?

I swear I've been really good the last few weeks but I don't know how much longer I can keep it going.

[Secret Santa]

Yeah Dude, I'm still watching. You may wish I wasn't though!!! He he he
Hey, I've been in contact with your pal Guado to see if he was serious that you preferred peach flavored. Suuuuuuup wit dat shit Man??

Anyway, different strokes for different folks, whatever blows yer hair back, ya know, all that stuff.

So ya like the Patel sticks, eh?? Think yer man enough to handle an Edge Lite?? They're pretty strong smokes for a young'un ya know!!! I'll have to see what the elves have laying around from that place. Also, you want to try some of the product from that place you ain't supposed to have any from?? Well, it just so happens that the North Pole is fairly close to Canada where they're legal. Just have to get 'em under the Customs radar, if ya know what I mean.

OK, we got you covered. How about the Saint you sleep with. What does she like? I sure as hell ain't sending you something without sending her something too. I mean, she might leave a little treat for Santa. You; you'll probably just be sawing logs in a Christmas Eve drunken stupor while she's taking care of the house and making sure the kiddies are all snug in their beds!!!! What does she like as a special treat? (Keep it clean, this is a family place.)

Later Dude, I gotta go raz Hex, and Dan, and Blade, and Basil, and .......... well, you get the idea!!!

Ho ho fucking ho. Merry Christmas.

Bahhhhhhhhhh, humbug!! Come on January!!!