LoudPipes78!!!

[Secret Santa]

LP, you don't have to worry about Santa fitting down your chimney. Ever see a mouse fit through a 1/2" hole?? (How the fuck do they do that anyway??)

Anyhow, the jury is still out on you my friend. I have 12 drunk & stoned elves sequestered in a room trying to make up their minds on what we should fill your stocking with. We thought we were all set and then you pull that little stunt on the weekend?? ROTFLMMFFAO!!! You think Santa didn't see that??

Also, nice choice of gifts for the wife at Fredricks of Hollywood!! I'll bet she's gonna look sharp in that. Think she'll really put it on?

Hey, listen, times gettin' close now for me to send the package. I don't want to send it to you early because Santa knows that you ain't left a gift unopened since you were like 3 or something. This shouldn't be opened 'till Christmas morning. Capiche?? (Yeah, like that ain't falling on deaf ears!!!)

Whatever.

Take care, and keep a look out for a package addressed to your missus early next week. She'll make sure it isn't opened 'till the 25th!!!

Yours,

Santa

[Secret Santa]

Good Morning Michael.

You're mission for today, should you choose to accept .............................. shit, wrong guy.

Let's try this again.

Good morning Michael.

You're package left via USPS Priority Post early yesterday. You may see it tomorrow, but maybe not 'till Tuesday. Either way, hope you and the Missus enjoy the contents (lol, I know you will Dude, I'm not sure about her tastes & preferences).

DC # 0306 2400 0000 6830 6947.

Take care, all the best, and you and yours have a very Merry Christmas!!

Santa.

[Loudpipes78]

Good Morning Michael.

You're mission for today, should you choose to accept .............................. shit, wrong guy.

Let's try this again.

Good morning Michael.

You're package left via USPS Priority Post early yesterday. You may see it tomorrow, but maybe not 'till Tuesday. Either way, hope you and the Missus enjoy the contents (lol, I know you will Dude, I'm not sure about her tastes & preferences).

DC # 0306 2400 0000 6830 6947.

Take care, all the best, and you and yours have a very Merry Christmas!!

Santa.

DAMNIT! Santa you're slippin'!!!! I guess your naughty radar is majorly fuxored. I've had an insanely busy weekend and didn't have a chance to get on here to try to stop you from sending the package out.

My wife is leaving me, ur... I'm leaving her for being a cheater... I dunno... read my other post that I am going to write in a minute. The long and the short of it is I am getting divorced and will be picking up the papers in the morning to file.

I will respect your wishes and not open the present until Christmas because right now it will most likely be the only thing under my tree.

Thank you so much in advance, I am sure it's everything I wanted and probably on point for what she would have liked even though she doesn't deserve it at all.

[Secret Santa]

Michael, I don't know what to say Pal except for Santa feels like a real bag of shit right now.

Go ahead and open the package when you get it, there's a "few" items in there that will help you feel a little better. It wasn't packaged for a 2 week storage anyway.

Take care, keep your chin up. What's past is past. It's done and there aion't nuttin' can be done about it. Look forward to moving on to the next stage!!!

[Loudpipes78]

Michael, I don't know what to say Pal except for Santa feels like a real bag of shit right now.

Go ahead and open the package when you get it, there's a "few" items in there that will help you feel a little better. It wasn't packaged for a 2 week storage anyway.

Take care, keep your chin up. What's past is past. It's done and there aion't nuttin' can be done about it. Look forward to moving on to the next stage!!!

Santa,

There is no reason to feel like shit about this, it's not your fault that your naughty-scope is broken. I actually regret making my last post but it's to late now.

Just keep on spreading that holiday joy because I know that my problems may seem bad to me but there are others in way worse spots. I actually made a fairly big donation to a bell ringer at the grocery store the other night and I am personally trying to share as much Christmas joy as I can.

'tis the Season and all that.

[guado]

Santa,

There is no reason to feel like shit about this, it's not your fault that your naughty-scope is broken. I actually regret making my last post but it's to late now.

Just keep on spreading that holiday joy because I know that my problems may seem bad to me but there are others in way worse spots. I actually made a fairly big donation to a bell ringer at the grocery store the other night and I am personally trying to share as much Christmas joy as I can.

'tis the Season and all that.

Mike-a-palooza!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loudpipes78]

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

I just opened the Brandy Beans and had one... then 2... then 3,4,5, and 6.

They are AWESOME!!!!!!!

I actually stopped what I was doing so I could come upstairs and post this. REALLY REALLY AWESOME!!!!

Thanks so much!!!!