Quote Originally Posted by Secret Santa View Post
Yeah Dude, I'm still watching. You may wish I wasn't though!!! He he he
Hey, I've been in contact with your pal Guado to see if he was serious that you preferred peach flavored. Suuuuuuup wit dat shit Man??

Anyway, different strokes for different folks, whatever blows yer hair back, ya know, all that stuff.

So ya like the Patel sticks, eh?? Think yer man enough to handle an Edge Lite?? They're pretty strong smokes for a young'un ya know!!! I'll have to see what the elves have laying around from that place. Also, you want to try some of the product from that place you ain't supposed to have any from?? Well, it just so happens that the North Pole is fairly close to Canada where they're legal. Just have to get 'em under the Customs radar, if ya know what I mean.

OK, we got you covered. How about the Saint you sleep with. What does she like? I sure as hell ain't sending you something without sending her something too. I mean, she might leave a little treat for Santa. You; you'll probably just be sawing logs in a Christmas Eve drunken stupor while she's taking care of the house and making sure the kiddies are all snug in their beds!!!! What does she like as a special treat? (Keep it clean, this is a family place.)

Later Dude, I gotta go raz Hex, and Dan, and Blade, and Basil, and .......... well, you get the idea!!!

Ho ho fucking ho. Merry Christmas.

Bahhhhhhhhhh, humbug!! Come on January!!!

An Edge Lite? That sounds interesting.

My dear wifey... she is really into wine and normally goes with a good Riesling or Conundrum... I hope my whiskey swillin' self spelled those right. She is also into 80's music and LOVES Journey. We both appreciate the arts and she enjoys going to museums, galleries, etc. She does smoke but normally it's those God awful Splash cloves or little chocolate flavored cigarillos. On occasion if I'm having a cigar that I think she might like she'll have a puff or 2 but usually she wants nothing more than that. Geeesh... I'm sitting here realizing how truly multi-faceted she is because while enjoying wine and being really girly at she'll also go out dancing and slam down 3 shots of Patron before she goes to shake her groove thang or can hang tough with the boys and do a shot of Wild Turkey.

Making sure the kiddies are tucked in? Santa... I think you're watching the wrong house... there are no kids in our humble abode, nor are there plans for any. We have a dog, cat, and fish which are more than enough for us.

If there is anything else please let me know.

P.s. I hope you're in decent shape because even though we're in Florida we do have a chimney.