LoudPipes78!!!

[Loudpipes78]

Good Morning Michael.

You're mission for today, should you choose to accept .............................. shit, wrong guy.

Let's try this again.

Good morning Michael.

You're package left via USPS Priority Post early yesterday. You may see it tomorrow, but maybe not 'till Tuesday. Either way, hope you and the Missus enjoy the contents (lol, I know you will Dude, I'm not sure about her tastes & preferences).

DC # 0306 2400 0000 6830 6947.

Take care, all the best, and you and yours have a very Merry Christmas!!

Santa.

DAMNIT! Santa you're slippin'!!!! I guess your naughty radar is majorly fuxored. I've had an insanely busy weekend and didn't have a chance to get on here to try to stop you from sending the package out.

My wife is leaving me, ur... I'm leaving her for being a cheater... I dunno... read my other post that I am going to write in a minute. The long and the short of it is I am getting divorced and will be picking up the papers in the morning to file.

I will respect your wishes and not open the present until Christmas because right now it will most likely be the only thing under my tree.

Thank you so much in advance, I am sure it's everything I wanted and probably on point for what she would have liked even though she doesn't deserve it at all.