bill & barry's bet...

**SmokinDVM** · 11-13-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I just checked the link again and Bill's not on that page.

Btw. You don't have to be an asshole in every post Barry.

BTW, if you're being an asshole towards me, I'll be an asshole right back. Fairly simple equation, even with you guys veiled bs.
Try reading sentence #2 in my last post.

**nhcigarfan** · 11-13-2006, 04:48 PM

I read it. I comprehend it. And your still and asshole.

**SmokinDVM** · 11-13-2006, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I read it. I comprehend it. And your still and asshole.

That would be, you're still an asshole, asshole.

**WhiteWidow** · 11-13-2006, 06:46 PM

Asshole, asshole, asshole, ashhhole

**drew_goring** · 11-13-2006, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

That would be, you're still an asshole, asshole.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

**cigarsarge** · 11-13-2006, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I read it. I comprehend it. And your still and asshole.

Anyone that disagrees with Barry is an asshole and has a "Fuck You" headed your direction.

It's true...Just ask Barry.

**WhiteWidow** · 11-13-2006, 06:55 PM

hey dvm i disagree with you. can i have a big fuck you! please?

**slcraiders** · 11-13-2006, 06:59 PM

Yep, me too. But can I get a side of Retard with my Fuck You. Super size it too, please.

**nhcigarfan** · 11-13-2006, 07:13 PM

I correct that.

You're an asshole. More to the point - you're a troll. No doubt about that anymore.

**stjohnroe** · 11-13-2006, 07:20 PM

Does no one here know how to spell arsehole, remember its a HOLE IN THE ARSE, not some part of a donkey, now if you could all start calling each other donkey dicks it would all make sense.

**Lopaka** · 11-13-2006, 07:22 PM

Better add my retarded ass to that "Asshole" bunch. However, I already posted back in July my thoughts...

Originally Posted by Lopaka

All these POS political posts coming on this board have NOTHING to do with cigars. I'm sick of seeing them. You want to post your political view, fine, go find a political board and post your views.

Your political views whether right, left, up, down, over the hen who gives a crap…don't help us grow as a community.

If it helps us grow as a community, please post. However posting something as bait so you can spew your nonsense don't help the boards.

None of these political posts have anything to do with Cigars. They don't help the community. I know I'm pissing people off. However, I also know that there are people that are also not happy. If you want to have a political debate...then have one. However, the discussions here are not debates. They are bashing of other members because “they don't like my views and everyone who is a Rep/Con/Right are all neonazi BS.” Debate...then debate. Name calling...that's not a debate. That's 12 year old BS. Don't like my view, fine.

I called it out then...

**heftysmokes** · 11-13-2006, 07:35 PM

Wait, Wait, I wanna be a retarded asshole, too!

**ggiese** · 11-13-2006, 07:39 PM

Barry, Barry, Barry... WTF happened here...

**basil** · 11-13-2006, 07:53 PM

oh sure. I get "Sarcastic Asshole Of The Month" for like 3 months in a row, and now everyone wants in on it.

Fuck it. I wanna be a Smartass.

*sniff* I think I smell bar-b-qued ass

**CoventryCat86** · 11-13-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by SmokinDUMB

No subject change, liar, I was responding directly to your bud, gg.
I don't have to lie about anything, just too bad you can't say the same thing. Link to just a few of your lies. You need to be admitting to the lies. That is the most pressing subject at hand. Anyone who supports your POS ass now, is just as bad as you are.

Originally Posted by SmokinDUMB

He's the 3rd post down when I use the link. Try reading, and even more difficult for you, comprehending, the whole thread.
You seem to be willing to participate in it, if you can call it that, now try reading it, instead of blindly sucking shit for cc.

Holy shit, now he's just plain making things up.

barry, if you want to try and prove I'm lying by quoting a thread or a post, at least find something I posted you stupid bastard.

**basil** · 11-13-2006, 09:31 PM

Here's what transpired regarding "The (non)Bet"

First, Bill offered to bet:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

I will bet you anything you want that Simmons and Shays will win. C'mon you fucking blowhard, put your money or cigars where you shitty mouth is or STFU for once will ya?

Barry countered, albeit with "dog rockets" as the wager:

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

So, I'll take your bet. I've got 5 dog rockets that says at least one of the three CT races will go to a Democrat.

No one, the two here or the rest of the entire board, took this seriously because it is neither a bet Bill would seriously take (one would think), nor one Barry would seriously offer (one would hope). Bill then pushed for clarity:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Five "dog rockets" you sure don't sound very sure of yourself there>

How about five premiums? Since I'm going to win this bet, I really don't want five of your shitty cigars.

Barry countered with an oxymoron that still left a definite meaning up in the air:

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

Sure, I'll pony up 5 "premium" dog rockets.

The dog rocket term was still there, and "premium" in quotation marks denoted what? 'Not really'? 'fat chance"? Given the animosity in this and other threads, who knew what the fuck "'premium' dog rockets" could've meant?

The day after the elections, Barry remarked that Bill had never actually taken any bet here:

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

I offered to take your bet, but you said you didn't want my "dog rockets".

. . . and here:

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

I did upgrade my offer to "premium dog rockets", but you never responded to the increased stake. Oh well.

Operative phrases being, " . . . but you said you didn't want my 'dog rockets'." and, ". . . you never responded to the increased stake.", respectively.

Details regarding what the wager was ever actually on remain debatable as well, as they were never fully clarified.

**CoventryCat86** · 11-13-2006, 10:01 PM

Ted, you forgot to mention that he NEVER made any of his posts in the thread where I offered the bet. Had he actually been serious about it (which he clearly was not) he would have posted in the original bet thread.

Original bet thread

Can anyone find a post by barry in that thread where he said he was interested in the bet?

I didn't think so.....

**ggiese** · 11-13-2006, 10:03 PM

I'm starting to understand the logic... Barry's not really calling everyone an "asshole" or insinuating you are all "butt hurt" because he put those words in quotation marks. Just like "Premium" and "dog rockets", which meant he was going to send good cigars. He clearly must be calling everyone something else other than what they he said they were...

So - if I'm reading this right - I guess it's left up to ones imagination as to what he meant - because he didn't mean it the way it was taken...

It makes sense!!!

I think...

**Lopaka** · 11-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

I'm starting to understand the logic... Barry's not really calling everyone an "asshole" or insinuating you are all "butt hurt" because he put those words in quotation marks. Just like "Premium" and "dog rockets", which meant he was going to send good cigars. He clearly must be calling everyone something else other than what they he said they were...

So - if I'm reading this right - I guess it's left up to ones imagination as to what he meant - because he didn't mean it the way it was taken...

It makes sense!!!

I think...

You either need some aspirin, a good smoke, or a good drink after that thought. I know I need some...