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    If you can start the day without caffeine,
    If you can get going without pep pills,
    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
    If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
    If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
    If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
    If you can conquer tension without medical help,
    If you can relax without liquor,
    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,




    Then you are probably the Family Dog !

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    Either that or a robot
    End of line.

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    I guess there's some kind of message in that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    I guess there's some kind of message in that...
    I MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......
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    It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    Yeah well, whatever....

    Maybe he found it on the Kinky Friedman website.
    TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes View Post
    It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?
    Right on, I thought it was a cool post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    It MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
    -Cinda
    "You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
    -Shagaroo
    "Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
    -Ashauler
    "Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
    -Dwight Schrute
    "Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
    -Badwhale
    "If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
    -Shelby07

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    pwned.

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