Air raid warning!

[SFG75]

As of 10:30 a.m. CST, the following was spotted over the plains of the midwest:



Cigarsmokers intelligence estimates that the ultimate destination of this bomber is a location in California. All cigarsmokers residents of California are hereby advised to take cover during the early part of next week.

May god be with you all.

0303 1290 0000 5322 5995

[cockyhoskins]

We are generally safe from such attacks in SC. That is one air raid I wouldn't mind getting!

[jaewing]

Uh . . . . please explain to the ignorant attorney here in CA

[Cigar Jack]

Today a unidentified aircraft was seen heading for Northern Indiana. I'm on a bombing raid also.

[SFG75]

Uh . . . . please explain to the ignorant attorney here in CA

No problem counselor! A "bomb" is a care package of cigars sent to a person by a fellow BOTL. There's an element of surprise in it, though not a complete surprise since one has to procure an address before a bomb is sent. No, no plane is on it's way. In being a teacher, I do not have the necessary funds to buy a Tupelov(TU-95) "Bear" bomber. Though I'm certain the Russians wouldn't mind selling a few given their dire economic circumstances as of late

[CoventryCat86]

Uh . . . . please explain to the ignorant attorney here in CA

Oh, you're an attorney? I've never seen you mention that before........
Do you do real estate closings?

[SFG75]

Today a unidentified aircraft was seen heading for Northern Indiana. I'm on a bombing raid also.

Oh, that's another thing I forgot to point out. Once the ball gets to rolling, then all hell tends to break loose.

[jaewing]

Oh great . . . being a newbie to cigars and to the cigar world I had never heard of that before. Thanks for the eduation

Oh, you're an attorney? I've never seen you mention that before........
Do you do real estate closings?

Yes I am an attorney hoever having only graduated last May and passed the Bar in November I have almost no experience in ANY field. I spent a year with the Public Defender in Sacramento as a student so I have a year of courtroom criminal defense work experience. Currently I am working in a small firm handling mostly personal injury cases.

So . . . . if you or anyone you know needs an attorney for criminal defense, personal injury, wills, estates, probate, professional liability, products liability or DUI send them my way

[SFG75]

So . . . . if you or anyone you know needs an attorney for criminal defense, personal injury, wills, estates, probate, professional liability, products liability or DUI send them my way

You know, I have this sharp pain in my neck and my @$$ that was the product of my employer. Do you think you can help me out here? When do I need to show up in court with you in a neckbrace?