my vote is either for the first one or the monkey...although it looks like a Gorillaz album cover. Most probably dont get it but some may.

How about a simple shirt that says

"Cigarsmokers.com, any other webiste sucks plugged sticks."
or
Cigarsmokers.com, We may stink, we may have bad breath, but chicks still dig us."

just my two cents......

chicks can be interchangable with guys...or not.