The great Jaewon lawyer joke thread

[SFG75]

Jason has probably had more than one jerk upon hearing that he's in law school, crack a lame joke that he's heard five thousand times. When someone asks Jason: "Why don't sharks eat lawyers?" I bet Jason chimes in grumpily...."because of professional courtesy." So here's the deal-find lawyer jokes that aren't that common, or jokes that wouldn't make Jason roll his head begging to be killed

I'll go first......

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

[CoventryCat86]

Who's jaewon?

We need a teacher's joke thread more than we need a lawyer's joke thread.

[SFG75]

Who's jaewon?

Thought it sounded too oriental to be him........jaewing that's alright, he can get together with labmoney.

[CoventryCat86]

Sorry, my "k" key stic s sometimes, SEE?

[cockyhoskins]

Just remember that there is more than one lawyer on this board.

[SFG75]

Just remember that there is more than one lawyer on this board.

Alright, alright!...sheeeesh!. Touche!.

How about two good South Carolina jokes?

A short story...
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

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How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".