The great Jaewon lawyer joke thread

[CoventryCat86]

Who's jaewon?

We need a teacher's joke thread more than we need a lawyer's joke thread.

[SFG75]

Who's jaewon?

Thought it sounded too oriental to be him........jaewing that's alright, he can get together with labmoney.

[CoventryCat86]

Sorry, my "k" key stic s sometimes, SEE?

[cockyhoskins]

Just remember that there is more than one lawyer on this board.

[SFG75]

Just remember that there is more than one lawyer on this board.

Alright, alright!...sheeeesh!. Touche!.

How about two good South Carolina jokes?

A short story...
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

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How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".

[cockyhoskins]

Nice! Of course, you are clearly speaking of the Clemson area of SC.

[CoventryCat86]

Here's a Social Studies teacher joke:

Just a wee story about loyalty in marriage...
A Social Studies teacher's wife had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet he had stayed by her bedside every single day.
One day, when she came to, she motioned for him to come nearer.
As he sat by him, she whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what?
"What dear?"
he gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."