The great Jaewon lawyer joke thread

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Jason has probably had more than one jerk upon hearing that he's in law school, crack a lame joke that he's heard five thousand times. When someone asks Jason: "Why don't sharks eat lawyers?" I bet Jason chimes in grumpily...."because of professional courtesy." So here's the deal-find lawyer jokes that aren't that common, or jokes that wouldn't make Jason roll his head begging to be killed

I'll go first......

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"