I'm counting from the time I get called to the time the hammer drops.



I'm starting to learn to play golf and my best friend told me he's taking me to court that day but said we should get a game in before we go. I agreed and said how great would it be to walk into the court room with my golf bag.


Sir, is there some place you'd rather be? Isn't this important to you?


Yeah, I'd rather be back on the course. No it's not really important to me, my marriage ended back in December when she told me she was in love with another man, I gave her a chance to come back home, and she ended up deciding it was him not me, and hadn't loved me in years. I pretty much moved on after that day.

No way would I do it but definitely made us laugh.