Actually after rereading it I think you wrote half the SOTU!
There should have been a game where you took a drink for every 10 blinks made by the speaker of the house (Pelosi?). Alot of people would have died of alcohol poisoning with that game. That woman is a blinking machine. I could not concentrate on the Prez or his address with her going off like Christmas tree lights right behind him. I could tell she had something stuck in her throat or a terrible itch for the first half of the speech. Anyone else notice that she looked like she wanted to crawl in a corner and die holding in that hairball or whatever it was? I felt totally sorry for her. I have been in meetings and what not where I have gotten that horrible itch in the back of my throat and did not want to go into a coughing spat, holding it in the whole time, while tears almost form in the eyes.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
here's a tip: next time your throat itches, stick your finger slightly in your ear and wiggle. the itch will go away.
Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
I can't even watch the SOTUA anymore...why in the hell can't they let the President complete more than one sentence without a fricking ovation?
Bunch of damn puppets anyways. Nothing he said deserved any applause at all, especially since we all know he can't open his mouth without spewing out lies.
Interesting that he didn't mention anything about the Katrina recovery debacle.
not sure youi can humanly survive that drinking game![]()
If you have to listen to that idiot talk to play the game, who wants to survive it?![]()
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