Cuban order.

[basil]

And now class, we move on to the species trollus dumbassii, or commonly, dumbass. Remarkably, this particular specimen has an uncanny ability to mimic behaviors of a variety of sub-species. For example,

The Clueless, Whistling In The Dark Dumbass and the Illiterate Dumbass:

the government has more important things to worry about then who is buying a cuban cigar.

The closely related, It's Someone Else's Fault I'm A Clueless, or, Blaming Dumbass (oh, and the 20/100 Hindsight Dumbass):

yeah i understand what you are saying. i looked at the rules after i made my 2nd post. I went back to apologize and to delete my thread but basil had to act out. o well

The Beligerent Dumbass:

yeah he did.

Now pay close attention - The Chronic Liar Dumbass, the Condescending Dumbass, The Fake Innocent Dumbass, The Arrogant Dumbass, The Obtuse Dumbass, and the Oblivious Dumbass, all in one run-on sentence. Wow. Amazing, really. Tough act to follow:

I was told in a PM that people on here probably have not tried to order any cubans off the net. So i went out and ordered some and thought i would post a review about the whole situtation thinking maybe some of you would be interested in ordering, like i did. i was just doing something that i thought most of you have not done. i thought i was going to get "cool. i hope they are real.", " if they are real, ill try to order some also", etc.
i was just trying to make others feel comfortable, and trustworthy of at least one site out there to the point where they may want to order some also.
o well.

And of course a run-of-the-mill Standing On His Dick Dumbass, a Back Peddling Dumbass, and an Attempts to Flip It But Fails Miserably Dumbass:

hey fuck-wit.
I didnt say anything about teaching you all about ordering off the net. re-read the post then reply with something more intelligent, please. joking or not that was by far the dumbest thing i have ever seen on the web.

While these are common enough examples of our present point of interest, this is perhaps one of the finer displays of morphing ability, essential to the trollus, that you're likely to see. Thank you for your interest and see you next time.