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And now class, we move on to the species trollus dumbassii, or commonly, dumbass. Remarkably, this particular specimen has an uncanny ability to mimic behaviors of a variety of sub-species. For example,

The Clueless, Whistling In The Dark Dumbass and the Illiterate Dumbass:



The closely related, It's Someone Else's Fault I'm A Clueless, or, Blaming Dumbass (oh, and the 20/100 Hindsight Dumbass):



The Beligerent Dumbass:



Now pay close attention - The Chronic Liar Dumbass, the Condescending Dumbass, The Fake Innocent Dumbass, The Arrogant Dumbass, The Obtuse Dumbass, and the Oblivious Dumbass, all in one run-on sentence. Wow. Amazing, really. Tough act to follow:



And of course a run-of-the-mill Standing On His Dick Dumbass, a Back Peddling Dumbass, and an Attempts to Flip It But Fails Miserably Dumbass:



While these are common enough examples of our present point of interest, this is perhaps one of the finer displays of morphing ability, essential to the trollus, that you're likely to see. Thank you for your interest and see you next time.
lol, ok e-thug.