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    And now class, we move on to the species trollus dumbassii, or commonly, dumbass. Remarkably, this particular specimen has an uncanny ability to mimic behaviors of a variety of sub-species. For example,

    The Clueless, Whistling In The Dark Dumbass and the Illiterate Dumbass:

    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    the government has more important things to worry about then who is buying a cuban cigar.
    The closely related, It's Someone Else's Fault I'm A Clueless, or, Blaming Dumbass (oh, and the 20/100 Hindsight Dumbass):

    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    yeah i understand what you are saying. i looked at the rules after i made my 2nd post. I went back to apologize and to delete my thread but basil had to act out. o well
    The Beligerent Dumbass:

    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    yeah he did.
    Now pay close attention - The Chronic Liar Dumbass, the Condescending Dumbass, The Fake Innocent Dumbass, The Arrogant Dumbass, The Obtuse Dumbass, and the Oblivious Dumbass, all in one run-on sentence. Wow. Amazing, really. Tough act to follow:

    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    I was told in a PM that people on here probably have not tried to order any cubans off the net. So i went out and ordered some and thought i would post a review about the whole situtation thinking maybe some of you would be interested in ordering, like i did. i was just doing something that i thought most of you have not done. i thought i was going to get "cool. i hope they are real.", " if they are real, ill try to order some also", etc.
    i was just trying to make others feel comfortable, and trustworthy of at least one site out there to the point where they may want to order some also.
    o well.
    And of course a run-of-the-mill Standing On His Dick Dumbass, a Back Peddling Dumbass, and an Attempts to Flip It But Fails Miserably Dumbass:

    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    hey fuck-wit.
    I didnt say anything about teaching you all about ordering off the net. re-read the post then reply with something more intelligent, please. joking or not that was by far the dumbest thing i have ever seen on the web.
    While these are common enough examples of our present point of interest, this is perhaps one of the finer displays of morphing ability, essential to the trollus, that you're likely to see. Thank you for your interest and see you next time.
    Last edited by basil; 02-06-2007 at 01:04 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    And now class, we move on to the species trollus dumbassii, or commonly, dumbass. Remarkably, this particular specimen has an uncanny ability to mimic behaviors of a variety of sub-species. For example,

    The Clueless, Whistling In The Dark Dumbass and the Illiterate Dumbass:



    The closely related, It's Someone Else's Fault I'm A Clueless, or, Blaming Dumbass (oh, and the 20/100 Hindsight Dumbass):



    The Beligerent Dumbass:



    Now pay close attention - The Chronic Liar Dumbass, the Condescending Dumbass, The Fake Innocent Dumbass, The Arrogant Dumbass, The Obtuse Dumbass, and the Oblivious Dumbass, all in one run-on sentence. Wow. Amazing, really. Tough act to follow:



    And of course a run-of-the-mill Standing On His Dick Dumbass, a Back Peddling Dumbass, and an Attempts to Flip It But Fails Miserably Dumbass:



    While these are common enough examples of our present point of interest, this is perhaps one of the finer displays of morphing ability, essential to the trollus, that you're likely to see. Thank you for your interest and see you next time.
    lol, ok e-thug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    lol, ok e-thug.
    Nope, no "e-thug" there at all mapic, just the cold hard facts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    Nope, no "e-thug" there at all mapic, just the cold hard facts.
    lol what facts? he is 46 years old and he took the time to post something as long as his GED.
    He really needs to get a life if he is making fun of people over the internet.

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    You're and idiot maphic. Look at you attacking people. Clearly your intent is to get shown the door.

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    Maybe this is Cumchuggerboy round 2? He did say he had plenty of IP addresses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhcigarfan View Post
    You're and idiot maphic. Look at you attacking people. Clearly your intent is to get shown the door.
    you see that is where you are wrong. i was attacked first, then insulted repeatedly. i will defend myself and laugh at this whole situation. this online "community" is 100x smaller then Club Stogie. i wonder why? it may be because if someone steps out of line one time everyone is quick to attack them.
    you want to show me the "door"? go right ahead. there are 100s of forums and websites where i can ask questions and get information on cigars. i came to this one because it is smaller and i tend to like smaller sites better.
    you are all more than likely hot headed pricks in their mid life crisis, just like Basil. So i will keep posting here, because it will get a rise out of you guys and i find it very amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    you see that is where you are wrong. i was attacked first, then insulted repeatedly. i will defend myself and laugh at this whole situation. this online "community" is 100x smaller then Club Stogie. i wonder why? it may be because if someone steps out of line one time everyone is quick to attack them.
    you want to show me the "door"? go right ahead. there are 100s of forums and websites where i can ask questions and get information on cigars. i came to this one because it is smaller and i tend to like smaller sites better.
    you are all more than likely hot headed pricks in their mid life crisis, just like Basil. So i will keep posting here, because it will get a rise out of you guys and i find it very amusing.

    That right there proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to cigar boards and communities.

    Bananaland is the lowest of the low. If this was Bananaland you would have been tossed before the first page of the thread had filled up.

    No one would have explained the rules, asked you to change your post or anything. You would just be gone.

    Also I just re-read the first page, the reason people quote you like they did is so you couldn't revise history. Take another look, you acted all pissy right out of the gate and no one gave you shit until you acted up a second time.

    This is all on you maphic. You weren't attacked.
    Last edited by nhcigarfan; 02-06-2007 at 04:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    you see that is where you are wrong. i was attacked first, then insulted repeatedly. i will defend myself and laugh at this whole situation. this online "community" is 100x smaller then Club Stogie. i wonder why? it may be because if someone steps out of line one time everyone is quick to attack them.
    you want to show me the "door"? go right ahead. there are 100s of forums and websites where i can ask questions and get information on cigars. i came to this one because it is smaller and i tend to like smaller sites better.
    you are all more than likely hot headed pricks in their mid life crisis, just like Basil. So i will keep posting here, because it will get a rise out of you guys and i find it very amusing.
    You don't know much about BananaLand, do you? You would have been long gone from there by now with your "ring gauge" lowered to such a negative level, you would have been banned very quickly.

    Just for an experiment, go there and misbehave as you've done here and watch what happens!!
    Last edited by CoventryCat86; 02-06-2007 at 05:33 PM.
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