2008 Presidential Race

[Shagaroo]

[CoventryCat86]

I hope the Democrats run Hillary because there's no way she can win.

[SideWinder]

I hope the Democrats run Hillary because there's no way she can win.

CC, I knew you wouldnt be able to resist.

[Newfie]

Location: Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia

Bill, that's still cracking me up!!!

[Shelby07]

2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing
guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton
is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[The Korean]

2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing
guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton
is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[cigarsarge]

I can't vote for any of the demos...The repubs really don't have anyone I take seriously. I'm deeply concerned.

[CoventryCat86]

Bill, that's still cracking me up!!!

Whadda mean "neighbah" ya don't think I REALLY live here?

Well just let me tell you, it's -16 degrees Celsius right now which is pretty fuggen COLD! It barely got above -10C today. I'm thinking about moving south but it's hard to give up the free health insurance.

My Screaming Eagles beat the Drummondville Voltigeurs 8-2 on StupidBowl Sunday and we WON again on Tuesday beating the Moncton Wildcats 7-3. We're playing the Shawinigan Cataractes on Friday, I've got my fingers crossed!!

Next Thursday, the St. John Sea Dogs come to town and I'm thinking of heading out and watching the game!!

We're having a GREAT year, we're in second place at 35-17 behind the Lewiston MAINEiacs who are tough at 36-11. We just jumped over Moncton with the win on Tuesday! BIG GAME on Sunday AT Lewiston, we're gonna KICK THEIR down east hick asses all over the state of Maine...

yeeeeeeeeeeeeHA!!