-Who, in my opinion, is the greatest NFL Quarterback ever?

Looks like everyone has done their homework and answered Elway. Well, I'm no cheater, so I'll go with Dan Marino.

-What, in my opinion, is the best NCAA sport ever?

The homework-doers seem to think it's men's lacrosse. So I'll go with women's lacrosse. Coeds in shorts is better.

-If I was a stay-at-home-Dad, what book would I read to my kids?

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot by Al Franken.

-Name one of my many hobbies.

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