Toss me your garbage

[The Korean]

and by the way, it's archimedes.

odd it comes over as ARCHMEDES on my screen

[bigpoppapuff]

Archmedes
Junior Member

[heftysmokes]

While you have been a refreshing breeze blowing through our little neck of the woods, the more than occasional whiffs of moron keep wafting from your posts...

First, your eloquent retelling of your time in Indonesia...it was so rewarding for us to hear about your taking the time from your busy schedule soliciting underage prostitutes to partake in the leaf...

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

Then, this gem...

wow kevin7, nice pic of your wife hovering over the vase without her top on!

way to hook up the board! nice form btw.

Lovely...you almost got out of that one with an apology, but what kind of social retard would insult another man's wife??? Good God, you might as well talk shit about somebody's mother.

i don't have many friends who are married and am ignorant of the proper ettiquette and boundaries associated with message board antics. i was thoughtless and plain rude, please accept my apology.

ca_coors.

Oh, and nice job belittling a board member...

do u always let others decide your plan of action?

And, really, how can you be expected to be taken at all seriously when you not only name drop the worst beer ever brewed, but you use it as a screen name???

use a can of coors with drill holes and wrap in pantyhose.

Follow it up with a dipshit mooch attempt...

i thought about joining the airforce after watching top gun when i was 11.

will u send me free stuff as well?

...and you've got quite a nice little thing going for yourself. I didn't even bother digging in to the vomit you've been spouting today; it could fill a fucking swimming pool.



Oh ya I guess I wasn't too lazy, of course there were only 40 worthless posts to sift through...

i'm too lazy, but i'm almost 100 percent that i could do a past thread search and verify that assumption.

40 posts and you have contributed absolutely nothing to the board; We're so glad to have you!

[WOXOF]

the fact that this thread is still at the top of the board reflects badly on yall.

Nice, a troll coming to the aid of another troll. I think pisswater_ca has been banned before anyway. At least archmedes admits that he's nothing but a p.o.s. troll wannabee hacker. Stick to the geek squad at worst buy with the other socially retarded nerds.

How about a "two for one" ban poll or instaban on tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

[prophetic_joe]

Nice, a troll coming to the aid of another troll. I think pisswater_ca has been banned before anyway. At least archmedes admits that he's nothing but a p.o.s. troll wannabee hacker. Stick to the geek squad at worst buy with the other socially retarded nerds.

How about a "two for one" ban poll or instaban on tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

Yep get rid of both of these guys. I tried to help coors out when he first stuck his foot in his mouth but he just hasn't figured out how to remove it, prolly pretty hard when the mouth happens to be on the that is shoved up his ass.

[coors_ca]

hefty, we can settle this real easy, just come by my neck of the woods and we'll fight for 4 2 minutes rounds of no holds barred. at the end, if u are still capable of breathing through u'r lard laden neck, i'll stfu. if not, i'll bury you and save u'r loved ones funeral costs. either way u win.

they can just say u were eaten by sharks while on business in cali.

[drew_goring]

hefty, we can settle this real easy, just come by my neck of the woods and we'll fight for 4 2 minutes rounds of no holds barred. at the end, if u are still capable of breathing through u'r lard laden neck, i'll stfu. if not, i'll bury you and save u'r loved ones funeral costs. either way u win.

they can just say u were eaten by sharks while on business in cali.

Are you Chugg's lovechild?

[coors_ca]

Are you Chugg's lovechild?

my suggestion was offered in complete sincerity. i'll even give you a ride from the airport to u'r hotel if u'r like.

[cigarsarge]

my suggestion was offered in complete sincerity.

My suggestion is offered in complete sincerity...Pull your head out of your ass...Read the crap you post...And make a feble attempt to learn from it.

You are a complete fucktard.

[coors_ca]

that's 4...

[Archmedes]

he's just a 12 year old holding his dick in his hand.

Yet again, NEVER tell me again that I am immature.

There is a difference between the occasional typo and being totally illiterate.

Interestingly enough, I make far less spelling mistakes than the other forum posters, so if I am illiterate, what are they. I think you just insulted several other members.

and by the way, it's archimedes.

The missing "I" is a long standing personal joke. I would explain it, but it's really not very funny.

what kind of social retard would insult another man's wife??

Me.

At least archmedes admits that he's nothing but a p.o.s. troll wannabee hacker.

Pretty much, though I know some C++. And I prefer asshole flamer anyways.

archie here is extremely amusing! Kinda like those little spider monkees you toss peanuts to at the zoo.

Oh, irony. I make one post, come back the next day and there are five more pages. Just shut up before you say anything more stupid.

hefty, we can settle this real easy, just come by my neck of the woods and we'll fight for 4 2 minutes rounds of no holds barred. at the end, if u are still capable of breathing through u'r lard laden neck, i'll stfu. if not, i'll bury you and save u'r loved ones funeral costs. either way u win.

I hate you so, so much. You are not a flamer. You are not a troll. You are an obnoxious hick who managed to cheat evolution and if we are lucky, evolution will soon come back to fix it's mistake and no, I will not fucking fight you to settle my opinion, shitbrains.

Fucking seriously, saying that I am the same as him is the only thing you have said as of yet that actually annoyed me.

I mean damn, most of you guys posts are nothing but childish vulgarity. You suck balls. You masterbate like a monkey. You fuck your momma. This is the best you have managed to throw at me?

And for god sakes I DO want you to ban me, despite what you may think. I will add it to the increasingly large list of your fellows. It only took one thread here. Easy as can be.

[coors_ca]

archmedes, kill u'rself now.

[ReV]

I hate you so, so much. You are not a flamer. You are not a troll. You are an obnoxious hick who managed to cheat evolution and if we are lucky, evolution will soon come back to fix it's mistake and no, I will not fucking fight you to settle my opinion, shitbrains.

Did i miss something... i thought coors and hefty were fighting not you... how did you manage to turn coors into your enemy too? he was the only person not attacking you... impresive.... Here coors was catching shit for coming out swinging AGAINST the people shit talking you, and you still attack him.

[prophetic_joe]

And for god sakes I DO want you to ban me, despite what you may think. I will add it to the increasingly large list of your fellows. It only took one thread here. Easy as can be.

And despite what you may think you are here purely for our amusement. When you have worn out your entertainment value you will be banned and a new troll will come and take your place and we will have fun with him as well. Calling you names and then getting rid of you is a great way to unwind from a hard day. It's almost as enjoyable as the cigars we smoke but like a cigar when we're finished with you we'll throw you away. So you go on and believe what you want but in the end we win you lose not the other way around.

[Lopaka]

Yet again, NEVER tell me again that I am immature.

Until you get a life and stop trolling boards because you think it's funny. You are immature. You are an immature little 12 year old boy holding his dick in his hand and rubbing a quick one thinking we are pissed at you. Meanwhile, we are just enjoying your stupidity and post to see what more you would say. When we are done, you will be gone.

Thanks for playing.

Lopaka