Never smoke a Donkey Dick

[cigar no baka]

So I smoked a Puros Indios Cheif the other day. This thing is massively huge, 18x60. You've got to see it to believe it.

So I started at exactly 3:30PM Sunday. At first, it's hard to draw, but that's expected considering it's a foot and a half long. I'm not really getting any taste.

So by about 4:45 I've smoked a third of it. Still not much taste, but a little is starting to come through and it's not good. The draw improved, I'm able to smoke it much more easily.

By 6PM. I've smoked 12 inches of the damn thing. Now the taste is overwhelmingly bad, something like a combo of sour frog ass and sucking on someones shoe inserts. Plus it's burning so damn hot, my tongue feels like I've been sucking on lit charcoal briquettes for a while.

By 6:30PM I give up. I've only got about 3 inches left, but my tongue is so raw that every puff is like rubbing my tongue with sandpaper. Good riddance. I did it just so I could say Yeah, I smoked that once, but I'll never do it again. What a fucking ugly ass donkey dick of a cigar.

[CgarDan]

Well let's just say you took one for the team

[COMB2]

So I smoked a Puros Indios Cheif the other day. This thing is massively huge, 18x60. You've got to see it to believe it.

I won one. Still yet to smoke it. It's next to a churchill

[mauied1101]

wow... and here i was wondering what could this thread possibly be..

[cigar no baka]

Well the first thing I said after putting this piece of shit down was "Jesus, I bet a donkeys dick tastes better than that", and the whole room broke up laughing.

Even better, I smoked it at my local stores 3rd anniversary party. He hired three mmm.....female entertainers from a local gents club to come by and serve drinks, flirt, etc. When they saw me pull this fucker out, they all started laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones, and making comments about the size of my stick.

[BigMacFU]

Boy, and I thought other Southerners were weird, you boys from texas, though, I mean donkey dick, hooo-eeeeeee!!!!

[coolcloo1019]

Haha that thing is insane!! Never seen one of those before.

[WOXOF]

I'm impressed that you took 15 inches of it. Let's hope Shag doesn't get any copies of those pictures.

[ashauler]

Sour Frog Ass......Classic!!

[ggiese]

Sorry - "sour frog's ass" and "shoe inserts" are not in my repertoire, having never had the pleasure of tasting either.

It sounds as though it was not a pleasurable experience for ya. Never had one of those - never want one of those. I'm even a tad squeamish about 'A' sized cigars...

[LeojVS]

goodness me, thats a monster! I couldnt imagine trying to get thru that! well done. The fact you persisted is great