Well the first thing I said after putting this piece of shit down was "Jesus, I bet a donkeys dick tastes better than that", and the whole room broke up laughing.

Even better, I smoked it at my local stores 3rd anniversary party. He hired three mmm.....female entertainers from a local gents club to come by and serve drinks, flirt, etc. When they saw me pull this fucker out, they all started laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones, and making comments about the size of my stick.