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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka View Post
    So I smoked a Puros Indios Cheif the other day. This thing is massively huge, 18x60. You've got to see it to believe it.

    I won one. Still yet to smoke it. It's next to a churchill


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    wow... and here i was wondering what could this thread possibly be..
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Well the first thing I said after putting this piece of shit down was "Jesus, I bet a donkeys dick tastes better than that", and the whole room broke up laughing.

    Even better, I smoked it at my local stores 3rd anniversary party. He hired three mmm.....female entertainers from a local gents club to come by and serve drinks, flirt, etc. When they saw me pull this fucker out, they all started laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones, and making comments about the size of my stick.
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    Boy, and I thought other Southerners were weird, you boys from texas, though, I mean donkey dick, hooo-eeeeeee!!!!
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Haha that thing is insane!! Never seen one of those before.

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    I'm impressed that you took 15 inches of it. Let's hope Shag doesn't get any copies of those pictures.

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    Sour Frog Ass......Classic!!

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