I sent the letter Tuesday, so she should get it today. I was very formal.

Mrs. Lkjalsf,

I can assure you that a watermelon has not entered my apartment as long as I have occupied it. I also have not seen any food scraps of any sort in the back yard. Whoever brought this to your attention was incorrect in their accusations.

Thanks,
Chris

I left out Tuesday night and got back late last nite. When I got home I saw where someone put a big brown trash can next to my trash can with a bag of trash in it. I have no idea what it's doing there or if it's anyway related to the letter.