Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF View Post
I need a women's size 6. No skid marks!
I have received your request to upsize to an 8 for the holidays. That will be no problem. However, I am a high volume ebay power seller. The "no skid marks" may be a problem. Because my product is in such high demand I rarely have time to launder them before I ship them out using secure e-bay packaging. This is usually not a problem with most of my customers. I will do my best to have my ladies size 8 stretcher (Ralph) bathe every few days as he stretches your women's underwear, but just so you know, there is a strict no return policy on all undergarments.

Having met you this past summer, I doubt you would fit into a size 8. Since I can't guarantee no skid marks I will waive the supersize up charge for you this one time. Value and customer service like this is why my ebay buyers love me so much.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather have an ashtray? or stamps?