Originally Posted by
lordpuffer
Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?
Ok, after you finish going back to your one-room, $2000 a month apartment, banging your 350 pound illegal immigrant girlfried you got from a buy-a-foreign-girlfriend mag, then playing with your wee-wee in your bathtub with lots of pink bubbles, enjoy your swisher sweet. but don't smoke it in the bathtub, it will get wet and you will have wasted $0.60.
What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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