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    REQUIRE an aardvark to be present at all meetings, this has led to the overwhelming popularity of ....
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    aardvark abductions due to the increasing price they fetch since they are so popular amongst NAMFALA followers. The increase in price and abduction rates has lead to......
    Yay! Cigars!


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    some NAMFALA members turning their attention to other long-tongued creatures like...

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    Britney Spears. This really pisses off the aardvark owners association since they have come to rely on......

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    income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
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    water bottles on airlines, with secret compartments that hold....
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    the specially filtered tequila. Which they have a habit of....

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