REQUIRE an aardvark to be present at all meetings, this has led to the overwhelming popularity of ....
REQUIRE an aardvark to be present at all meetings, this has led to the overwhelming popularity of ....
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
aardvark abductions due to the increasing price they fetch since they are so popular amongst NAMFALA followers. The increase in price and abduction rates has lead to......
Yay! Cigars!
some NAMFALA members turning their attention to other long-tongued creatures like...
Britney Spears. This really pisses off the aardvark owners association since they have come to rely on......
income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
water bottles on airlines, with secret compartments that hold....
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
the specially filtered tequila. Which they have a habit of....
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