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    The proper way to tap your shoe so the guy in the stall next to you will know that....

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    you aren't just there just to piss...

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    and might be looking for more than 2 shakes. Since Shaq's feet are so big....

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    Dr. Phil is having a hard time teaching shaq, since he is used to working with smaller "shoes", adn is quite loss on how to teach shaq. So Dr. Phil decided to bring in someone who is more experienced handling bigger "things" and that would be.....
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    Pamela Lee Anderson. Though since her recent surgery.....

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    which includes an implanted vibrator, she has experienced some electric shocks that cause...

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    extreme Turetts syndrome, and spastic flailing of the...
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    ears, with such velocity that they generate a humming sound, therefore the term...

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    "artificial insemination" has new meaning. Other additions to Pam's body include.....


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    Senor Chef Chris’s tequila dispenser along with a humidor that is used to hook up all of her fellow BOTLs that she meets on this post.

    Chef Chris was asked by Pam for a new sig tag once she joined up…But Chris has yet to make one for her.
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    In order to make it, he wants to render an animated picture of her using computer graphics, but he simply lacks hardware capable of handling those huge.............
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    demands for mammarie......err, uh, I mean MEMORY, yeah that's it, huge demands for memory that compiling such graphics would create. As a temporary workaround.......

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    .....he attaches two weather balloons full of water to a mop. Now if he could just.......


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    ........find the perfect centerpiece to attach to the other end of the mop handle. He had considered using............
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


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    a bone-in ham, but couldn't get the...........

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    ..... bone big enough to be realistic. Not to mention the fact that he would have to consider attaching the bone to another dummy. As he was thinking, dummies and big bones reminded him of........
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


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    Tommy Lee, whom he considers to be one of the luckiest bastards to ever walk the face of the earth. After seeing the famous video......

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    ........."Big Boned Hams Gone Wild!", which has excellent footage of............
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    Tommy Lee boning big hams and.......

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    and our beloved Chef Chris actually drawing the sig tag that Pamela wanted in the first place.

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