happy with their work that they
do it for free, leading to the rampant exchange of...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
English tea,sour cream and crumpets.. Served on a....
Life is good...
humidor made out of...
Laminated carp-skin and depleted uranium, which can only be purchased by the...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
by the bouncer at the brothel where my sister works. He charges a rather large.....
sum of crashed walnuts soaked in 100 year old single malt scotch, which is then ran through.....
Yay! Cigars!
the same wash cycle together with a weeks worth of brothel panties before it is...
sold to Bill gates, who then donates it to the Bill and Melinda foundation, for....
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
…helping blind children tell the difference between fresh and rotten hooch. This is how Bill got his start with telling the difference between…
microsoft underwear and the ultrahard bigboy version used for....
Life is good...
takin a shit while have a gar and drink when your too lazy to get up off yer ass and walk to....
Yay! Cigars!
The bathroom where you can sit anyway and read old copies of ..........................
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
"ball washers" they are so renowned for......
Yay! Cigars!
Ball washers? I must be having that gay dream again, for when I woke up my hand was on my......
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? What I meant was, one of my sisters' co-workers had her hand on my............
Texas Jewboy, and a Xikar in the other hand. Horrified at the sight of this, I proceeded to...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
quote a few lines from "The Godfather" and begged for...
a nice glass of...
...the koolaid that some people must be drinking since they've fallen in love with Barack Hussein Obama who may.....
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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