income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
Hell Toupee
income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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water bottles on airlines, with secret compartments that hold....
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
sittin' in the back room
the specially filtered tequila. Which they have a habit of....
Hell Toupee
mistaking for aftershave lotion! That reminds me of the last time I was carrying...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
sittin' in the back room
Shaq's water bottle on a flight to......
Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...
sittin' in the back room
I smelled like a three day old margarita, let alone why a 7' tall guy.......
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