................ she started as a milkmaid? It's where she found her calling in life. One day, she was behind and working through lunch. She was churning butter with one hand and milking a cow with the other while eating a bannana. A passing woman saw her multitasking feat and said to her, "You know, you could make a lot more money if you were doing that same work with three.......
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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