....spaghetti noodles. They are easier to eat, and can be cut into custom lengths depending on the strength currently needed. Of course they never use them when.....
randomly selected
....spaghetti noodles. They are easier to eat, and can be cut into custom lengths depending on the strength currently needed. Of course they never use them when.....
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
...they are at the doctor for their annual physical. They just love to see the doctor's reaction when he says "open wide" and they breathe in his face. Then when he says "turn around and bend over" well...
Senior Member
.................they just hope the "instrument" he's using has numbers on it. This is because many Shpinctorian Doctors are flaming..................
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
sittin' in the back room
trolls that constantly try to get under their skin. They have even been suspected of covertly...
GhostRidin the GhostShip
pedaling Mary Kay products. As they really really want that pink caddy because....
Yay! Cigars!
Senior Member
..................they're just not good looking enough to experience the joys of a "Pinkly-Taurus". The female of the species is in strict control of those and only give them to the best looking of the males. Many dream of just touching one, much less owning one. Servicing a "Pinkly-Taurus" is considered a job of great honor and the competition is fierce. In order to get a "Pinkly-Taurus", I once saw a Shpinctorian........
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Senior Member
do something so fowl that even Perez Hilton wouldn't do and we've seen him do some really horrible things, things like ...
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks