..................they're just not good looking enough to experience the joys of a "Pinkly-Taurus". The female of the species is in strict control of those and only give them to the best looking of the males. Many dream of just touching one, much less owning one. Servicing a "Pinkly-Taurus" is considered a job of great honor and the competition is fierce. In order to get a "Pinkly-Taurus", I once saw a Shpinctorian........
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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