Getting even with a telemarketer

[cinda]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related

[Lopaka]

That was awesome!

[bigwhiteash]

That was some funny shiit right there

[bhands]

that was great!

[victory01]

that cracked me up! that guy was really good.

[597]

Lol!

[AshLvr]

This was definitely a fun time with the murder scene. Takes a little bit of time but worth it.

Here is a couple more to try for your entertainment:

- When the telemarketer calls, tell them to hang on just a minute while you finish something.
Go back about three minutes later and tell them your almost done. Three minutes later
let them know that you almost have your underwear back on (this keeps them interested).
Then go back and let them know you can't find your underwear anywhere on the kitchen table.
(I guarantee they won't be there when you go to hang up the phone.)

- Another fun one, is to pretend your speaking some kind of jibberish language that
includes a very high pitch giggle every 20 seconds. When it sounds as if they are going
to hang up say "wait, wait, wait I want to come over your house, where do you live".
This one will evoke an immediate disconnect.

[AshLvr]

This was definitely a fun time with the murder scene. Takes a little bit of time but worth it.

Here is a couple more to try for your entertainment:

- When the telemarketer calls, tell them to hang on just a minute while you finish something. Go back about three minutes later and tell them your almost done.
Three minutes later let them know that you almost have your underwear back on
(this keeps them interested). Then go back and let them know you can't find your
underwear anywhere on the kitchen table. ( I guarantee they won't be there when
you go to hang up the phone.

- Another fun one, is to pretend your speaking some kind of jibberish language that
includes a very high pitch giggle every 20 seconds. When it sounds as if they are going
to hang up say "wait, wait, wait I want to come over your house, where do you live".
This one will evoke an immediate disconnect.

[cigar no baka]

I usually try to put some twist on their call to give them a hard time.


Hello, we're selling light bulbs to raise money for....

Please (sob), oh my god (sob), I can't believe this...

Sir?

You sell light bulbs?

Yes sir, we're raising money for..

Please stop, for the love of god, please!

Excuse me?

You have wonderful timing. I just got back from the optometrist and he confirmed I have cornea cancer and I'm going to lose both eyes. SO WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I NEED LIGHT BULBS WHEN IM GOING FUCKING BLIND!!!!

....click...


Betcha she remembers that call for a long time.

I have other riffs, based on what their selling. I love telling anyone selling me home improvements about my pending divorce (it's a big lie), and what that bitch has put me through, and SHE'S getting the GOD DAMNED house so call HER not ME!!!

Hee hee, I love it.