From the destroyer of safiness himself:

Quote Originally Posted by cigarnobaka
Ok, after you finish going back to your one-room, $2000 a month apartment, banging your 350 pound illegal immigrant girlfried you got from a buy-a-foreign-girlfriend mag, then playing with your wee-wee in your bathtub with lots of pink bubbles, enjoy your swisher sweet. but don't smoke it in the bathtub, it will get wet and you will have wasted $0.60.

What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.