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    If it says "Victor Sinclair" I'd rather smoke a mastodon turd.

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    The illusione F9 I had yesterday was completely aweful. The draw was so loose it felt like I was sucking on a straw, and the taste was one of spicy mud. One of the worst cigars I have ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TampaSupremo View Post
    If it says "Victor Sinclair" I'd rather smoke a mastodon turd.

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    hahahaha, nice.

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    Puros Indios I kind of like. I like the subtle sweetness in the smoke, but the consistency varies. I also liked the first Camacho Corojo I smoked. The fiver of them I bought next were mediocre at best. The wrapper didn't even look as nice. Same thing with the Don Kiki line. When they're good, they're good, but buying them is a crap shoot. I once got a bundle of RP vintage 92 seconds that were complete shit, and the RPV92 is one of my favorite smokes. I've never seen a Churchill Deluxe that I liked. The Te-Amo and the Victor Sinclair Bohemian series cigars I've had tasted like some kind of Dandelion/Fescue blend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth View Post
    Puros Indios I kind of like. I like the subtle sweetness in the smoke, but the consistency varies. I also liked the first Camacho Corojo I smoked. The fiver of them I bought next were mediocre at best. The wrapper didn't even look as nice. Same thing with the Don Kiki line. When they're good, they're good, but buying them is a crap shoot. I once got a bundle of RP vintage 92 seconds that were complete shit, and the RPV92 is one of my favorite smokes. I've never seen a Churchill Deluxe that I liked. The Te-Amo and the Victor Sinclair Bohemian series cigars I've had tasted like some kind of Dandelion/Fescue blend.
    Actually, I found the Churchill Deluxe to be an acceptable cheapie for fishing. At 50 cents per stick, one can't expect much. And I don't feel bad if I accidentally drop it into the creek halfway through. It's for this reason that I would never take a good cigar fishing. Fishy fingers, drops into the water... you know.
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    RJ Bully.
    Nestor white label tastes like poverty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukeman8 View Post
    Nestor white label tastes like poverty.
    Agree, probably worse than a macanudo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Catfish View Post
    Actually, I found the Churchill Deluxe to be an acceptable cheapie for fishing. At 50 cents per stick, one can't expect much. And I don't feel bad if I accidentally drop it into the creek halfway through. It's for this reason that I would never take a good cigar fishing. Fishy fingers, drops into the water... you know.
    I'll stick to Roly Torp's for yard gars and fishing. The last Churchill Deluxe I had sealed the deal. I was sitting there thinking, "I think I'd rather be smoking a Te-Amo! Did they age this in someones colon?", when, almost two full inches below the the burning end, my finger gets a mild burn. As I stare in amazement, a hole finishes burning through the top of the cigar where my finger was. That was it for me!

    Maybe I just got a bad stick, but something that bad turns you off forever.
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    Colon-Aged Churchill Deluxe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    Colon-Aged Churchill Deluxe?

    Yeah, I know! I think commercially, they're called "Phillies".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth View Post
    I'll stick to Roly Torp's for yard gars and fishing. The last Churchill Deluxe I had sealed the deal. I was sitting there thinking, "I think I'd rather be smoking a Te-Amo! Did they age this in someones colon?", when, almost two full inches below the the burning end, my finger gets a mild burn. As I stare in amazement, a hole finishes burning through the top of the cigar where my finger was. That was it for me!

    Maybe I just got a bad stick, but something that bad turns you off forever.
    What's a Roly Torp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Catfish View Post
    What's a Roly Torp?
    "Roly's" are Puros Indios Seconds, made by Rolando Reyes (Thus the name). "Torp" is just my cruddy abbreviation for the Torpedo shape. IMO, it's one of the best "Cheap Cigars" you can buy. If you wait for sales, you can find the big ones for a buck apeice. They can be rolled a bit loose and a bit rough, and you won't impress any afficionados with them, but they're big, long filler cigars great for fishing, yard gars, etc. They also have a pleasant, almost aromatic smell.

    If you're currently smoking the likes of Phillies, White Owls, Swishers, Te-Amo, etc. , I recommend giving them a try! You may have a replacement!

    If you need, send me a PM and I'll send you a couple.
    Last edited by Kenyth; 04-04-2008 at 09:43 AM.
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