Would the man care?Originally Posted by Shelby07
How ya doing, Mark?
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Would the man care?
How ya doing, Mark?
Bruce
Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.
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HA! He probably wouldn't even notice!
Doing good, Bruce.
Drives a Neon!
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
{*insert snide remark here*}
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sittin' in the back room
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Last edited by ashauler; 09-05-2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason: spelling
Drives a Neon!
Not quite.
{*insert snide remark here*}
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Why do light switches say "off" on them?
End of line.
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"You're going to sentence me to 6 years in prison."
Somebody else can explain it... my head hurts!
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Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
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