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    Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??

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    If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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    Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"
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    Ah, post padding at it's finest! One more:

    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders View Post
    Ah, post padding at it's finest! One more:

    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
    YES.....that or join the Navy.

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