Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??
Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Ah, post padding at it's finest! One more:
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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