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    If nothing is better than complete happiness in life, than how is a ham sandwich better than nothing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07 View Post
    If nothing is better than complete happiness in life, than how is a ham sandwich better than nothing?
    My head hurts. Just what I needed after an intensive day at work.
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    and when I SHIP a package.... why do the bastards put it on a TRUCK?
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    Why do people say they are taking a shit when they are actually leaving one?

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    I'm still thinking about the ham sandwich.

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    how do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree ?

    “I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”

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