Physical Fitness

**ashauler** · 05-22-2009, 10:45 AM

I admire all you guys for your dedication and commitment.

I run........if someone is chasing me.

I lift weights......... regularly completing many reps of 12oz each.

I go to the gym weekly....... to pick up my neices/nephews from their activities.

There is a YMCA pool within perfect binocular range of my porch........ so I enjoy water sports frequently in the summer.

I'm a perfectly conditioned, 40 something, balding, cigar smoking, beer/scotch drinking, bikini watching machine.

**bigwhiteash** · 05-22-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

I admire all you guys for your dedication and commitment.

I run........if someone is chasing me.

I lift weights......... regularly completing many reps of 12oz each.

I go to the gym weekly....... to pick up my neices/nephews from their activities.

There is a YMCA pool within perfect binocular range of my porch........ so I enjoy water sports frequently in the summer.

I'm a perfectly conditioned, 40 something, balding, cigar smoking, beer/scotch drinking, bikini watching machine.

Hell Yeah!

Me and Jamie here ahead of our time.. You healthy people are gonna feel foolish someday, when you're in that hospital, dying of NOTHING!

**Diesel Grinch** · 05-22-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Kenyth

I'm turning into a regular marshmallow. Hard to believe I was in the military 10 years ago. IT job and 3/4 time college classes. All I do is move between locations and sit on my @$$! In between, I stress out a bit and overeat. My caffeine consumption is through the roof these days. I still manage to get a decent nights sleep most of the time.

Originally Posted by bigwhiteash

Hell Yeah!

Me and Jamie here ahead of our time.. You healthy people are gonna feel foolish someday, when you're in that hospital, dying of NOTHING!

No your wrong. I'm dieing for the pain to stop.

I do it because I like to lie to myself and say I have some muscles.

I started working out for a few reasons.

1st. I had a hard time playing with my kids. I start to run around and needed CPR after about 10 seconds.

2nd. I have a lot of family& friends kids that are all around the prime of their life. It feels good to toss them around like little girls.

3rd. Get laid more.

4th. I get to lie to myself and say I look better.

5th. I get to make fun of the rest of you fat bastrids.

DG

**bigwhiteash** · 05-22-2009, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel Grinch

3rd. Get laid more.

Ahhhh... that explains Neal's Pants!

**mrtr33** · 05-22-2009, 11:39 AM

I don't lift weights because I simply can't afford to get any bigger. Not that I'm ripped now, but for 21 years while I was still growing, I was always buying new clothes. Now that I've kind of fit into a nice, comfortable size, I'm not about to lift weights to build muscle mass. I worry about what will happen should I ever decide to stop lifting.

I really just enjoy the cardio. Besides, if I bike hard all year, I can ski like a maniac in the winter and not get tired all day.