
Originally Posted by
Secret Santa
The sleigh is broke down so I'm loading your crap in the trailer behind the riding lawn mower.
Ops did i say crap

i meant to say your package of glorious goodies will be on the way tomorrow after noon.
Mrs Claus will be drooping it off for me so i can get back to drinking and tormenting the elf's.
Tracking number will be posted tomorrow night.
at least you're going to leave the Reindeer alone
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