Contest: Cigars ablaze!

[bigwhiteash]

If'n y'all believe my calcs, I'd like ta think the first guy to verify and cut/paste would be a lucky feller!

I think it's pretty damn rude, knowing that you don't qualify, to be posting guesses and expecting someone to plagiarize the work of a troll.

[dajones]

I think it's pretty damn rude, knowing that you don't qualify, to be posting guesses and expecting someone to plagiarize the work of a troll.

A... troll? I dinna say, e.g., "Obama is the greatest President evah!" Nor even "Don't you know cigars'll KILL YA?" You know... classic trolls.

As suggested by the OP: "Show your work." In other words, how, exactly, am I trolling?

Edit:

But, since the OP himself objects, I guess I'll move along.

(Oh: OP: I wazna tryin' to show how smaht *I* am, but how tuff it mus' be to pass the fireman's exam...)

Sorry to bust in on your party. Friendly site y'all got here...

[bigwhiteash]

Hey Buzz..

You may want to edit the contest... we need to factor in a 5,000 BTU Flaming Asshat into the equation!

[buzz]

As suggested by the OP: "Show your work." In other words, how, exactly, am I trolling?

Look man, right after I said to show your work (which you paid attention to) I said you had to have at least 50 posts (which you are ignoring) - that is not appreciated at all.

But, since the OP himself objects, I guess I'll move along.

That would be appreciated.

(Oh: OP: I wazna tryin' to show how smaht *I* am, but how tuff it mus' be to pass the fireman's exam...)

Yeah sure, that is exactly what you were doing.

Sorry to bust in on your party. Friendly site y'all got here...

This site is very friendly to those who contribute positively to it.

-Buzz

[ndv21]

Sorry to bust in on your party. Friendly site y'all got here...

[mail man]

A... troll? I dinna say, e.g., "Obama is the greatest President evah!" Nor even "Don't you know cigars'll KILL YA?" You know... classic trolls.

As suggested by the OP: "Show your work." In other words, how, exactly, am I trolling?

Edit:

But, since the OP himself objects, I guess I'll move along.

(Oh: OP: I wazna tryin' to show how smaht *I* am, but how tuff it mus' be to pass the fireman's exam...)

Sorry to bust in on your party. Friendly site y'all got here...

You aren't being called a troll for WHAT you said, but because you came in and participated in a contest that you clearly did not qualify for. When prompted about the number of posts needed to play, you posted your guesses anyway...even when you knew you were not qualified to do so.

That is why your are being considered a troll.

Now, go away!!

[ashauler]

*YAWN*
You're not even funny. At least you're succeeding in getting the youngsters all worked up. Maybe you'll type something that makes me laugh soon, well, at least more than the BOTL and PUFF admissions did.

[cigarsarge]

Just ignore the guy...

[Mangyrat]

Ok lets get back on track.

This is a tuff one, but here is my guess. The heat detector alarm will never go off.

Now let me show my work,

Buzz may have some cheap ass watered down Tequila in the house but nothing that would work as a decent accelerant, and even if he did receive a bottle of 100+ proof Tequila for Christmas it didn't last threw the day.
But lets assume the ex-girlfriend provided her own Tequila and it did make a good accelerant.
Now the 150 or so Philly blunts that Buzz is going to say were top of the line montecristo's "at least to the insurance company" are in a pile burring away at 250 BTU/s and the heat detector is around 11 feet away give or take a foot.
The detector which buzz claims is set to go off at 135 degrees and the room temperature is 75 F so you would need a 60 degree or so increase in temperature 11 feet away.
allowing for the cooling effect of the room air temperature, the distance the detector is away from the fire, allowing for the accelerant to burn off and evaporation of the high quality 100+ proof tequila.

i really don't think it would go off.

Besides Buzz never replaced the batteries in the heat detector, some how the $ his wife gave him for batteries was spent obtaining the Philly blunts and cheap tequila.

[buzz]

Ok lets get back on track.

This is a tuff one .but here is my guess. the damn heat detector alarm will never go off.

Now let me show my work,

Buzz may have some cheap ass watered down Tequila in the house but nothing that would work as a decent accelerant, and even if he did receive a bottle of 100+ proof Tequila for Christmas it didn't last threw the day.
But lets assume the ex-girlfriend provided her own Tequila and it did make a good accelerant.
Now the 150 or so cheap ass Philly blunts that Buzz is going to say were top of the line montecristo's "at least to the insurance company" are in a pile burring away at 250 BTU/s and the heat detector is around 11 feet away give or take a foot.

The detector which buzz claims is set to go off at 135 degrees and the room temperature is 75 F so you would need a 60 degree or so increase in temperature 11 feet away.
allowing for the cooling effect of the room air temperature, the distance the detector is away from the fire, allowing for the accelerant to burn off and evaporation of the high quality 100+ tequila.

i really don't think it would go off.

Besides Buzz never replaced the batteries in the heat detector, some how the $ his wife gave him for batteries was spent obtaining the Philly blunts and cheap tequila.

- don't tell people about my blunts, no one will want to win!

By the way, I thought you may have had an spelling-error-free post here for the first time ever... but then I read it again.

-Buzz