Contest: Cigars ablaze!

[dajones]

I think it's pretty damn rude, knowing that you don't qualify, to be posting guesses and expecting someone to plagiarize the work of a troll.

A... troll? I dinna say, e.g., "Obama is the greatest President evah!" Nor even "Don't you know cigars'll KILL YA?" You know... classic trolls.

As suggested by the OP: "Show your work." In other words, how, exactly, am I trolling?

Edit:

But, since the OP himself objects, I guess I'll move along.

(Oh: OP: I wazna tryin' to show how smaht *I* am, but how tuff it mus' be to pass the fireman's exam...)

Sorry to bust in on your party. Friendly site y'all got here...