For sale: Elie Bleu Classic Bubinga Matte 100 Cigar humidor

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Back off dickface, I bid 39$

kevin, cannot accept that, but can accept 104,850 MALAWI KWACHAS or of course 192,225 MAURITANIA OUGUIYAS if preferred.

ashauler, i shall endeavor to no longer treat the marketplace forum as marketplace. i may not be able to sleep tonight.

**big bill** · 06-15-2010, 12:34 PM

Like the Brother told you this is not E-Bay or Craigs-list and We don't know you, so take your crap and leave. PLEASE!!!!!!!!

**Mangyrat** · 06-15-2010, 12:43 PM

The exchange part of this forum is basically for established member to trade or sell.
The key here is established, your more than welcome to hang around and maybe later on after you have built up some trust and a reputation then try to sell your humidor.

$39.97 you pay the shipping

**ggiese** · 06-15-2010, 12:45 PM

Let's all please be careful, here... I lost a very nice, vintage Yugo at the hands of someone trying to sell a humidor.

**ashauler** · 06-15-2010, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

The exchange part of this forum is basically for established member to trade or sell.
The key here is established, your more than welcome to hang around and maybe later on after you have built up some trust and a reputation then try to sell your humidor.

$39.97 you pay the shipping

Crap mangy.....WTF, you hit the lottery or sumptin'. Alright, bastards, $40 even, shipping is on whinny boy.

**Mangyrat** · 06-15-2010, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Crap mangy.....WTF, you hit the lottery or sumptin'. Alright, bastards, $40 even, shipping is on whinny boy.

No i back talked the wife again and I'm expecting a visit from the tooth fairy.

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:08 PM

Based on the responses received so far, I am going to assume that ya'll won't mind if I dance with your dates?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSAAVuEob8

**Paddy** · 06-15-2010, 01:13 PM

ahhh..Elie Bleu, French !
The only things I like that are French are toast & fries.
mmmmm French Toast. Maple, buttery goodness.

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Paddy

ahhh..Elie Bleu, French !
The only things I like that are French are toast & fries.
mmmmm French Toast. Maple, buttery goodness.

Come on man, let's be fair, those things are not even french in origin. However, there are couple legitimate things that I think you'll agree need to be added to the list:

French computer programs -- because they run a lot faster.
Smelly french cheese -- because in a room of french you can't really smell the cheese.

**big bill** · 06-15-2010, 01:35 PM

I'll save my cherries and watch you take it up the as-hole all day,have fun!

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by big bill

Like the Brother told you this is not E-Bay or Craigs-list and We don't know you, so take your crap and leave. PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Reply to "Big Bill" from Henderson, NC:

Only if you say "Please with a cherry on top."

**ashauler** · 06-15-2010, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by equestrian

......
ashauler, i shall endeavor to no longer treat the marketplace forum as marketplace. i may not be able to sleep tonight for my gaff.

*sigh* C'mon, not even a good ole "assholer" or anything. Pussy.

Hey knuckle-dragger......$39.05

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

*sigh* C'mon, not even a good ole "assholer" or anything. Pussy.

Hey knuckle-dragger......$39.05

I was concerned at first that the subtlety of such a reply would be lost on you. But with clever response you have allayed any doubt.

**ashauler** · 06-15-2010, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by equestrian

I was concerned at first that the subtlety of such a reply would be lost on you. But with clever response you have allayed any doubt.

Oh boy, big words and everything. Why the edit of your original, witty, and subtle response? You certainly didn't improve it.

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Oh boy, big words and everything. Why the edit of your original, witty, and subtle response? You certainly didn't improve it.

Ashauler lets us know that those are big words for him.

. . . . .

Did you know that "Ashauler" and "Big Bill" together invented the toothbrush?

Anyone else would have named it the teethbrush.

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 01:51 PM

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

**ashauler** · 06-15-2010, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by equestrian

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

LMAO....sorry your horse cut you off and you got nothing better to do. Besides, all those steps up the ladder must be a bitch.

**badwhale** · 06-15-2010, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by equestrian

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

My offer is still good on the shift key...

**ashauler** · 06-15-2010, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by equestrian

Ashauler lets us know that those are big words for him.

. . . . .

Did you know that "Ashauler" and "Big Bill" together invented the toothbrush?

Anyone else would have named it the teethbrush.

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

equestrian · 06-15-2010, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

BAM! There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Knife to gunfight. I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'll be back in a few days to see whether Big Bill has said Please properly, whether Ashauler has wiped the drool from his toothless gums, and so on.

In the meantime, PM with best offers on the humidor, and I'll get some kind of automated email to that effect. "This is not a sales message."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY