For sale: Elie Bleu Classic Bubinga Matte 100 Cigar humidor

[ashauler]

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ashauler, i shall endeavor to no longer treat the marketplace forum as marketplace. i may not be able to sleep tonight for my gaff.

*sigh* C'mon, not even a good ole "assholer" or anything. Pussy.

Hey knuckle-dragger......$39.05

[equestrian]

*sigh* C'mon, not even a good ole "assholer" or anything. Pussy.

Hey knuckle-dragger......$39.05

I was concerned at first that the subtlety of such a reply would be lost on you. But with clever response you have allayed any doubt.

[ashauler]

I was concerned at first that the subtlety of such a reply would be lost on you. But with clever response you have allayed any doubt.

Oh boy, big words and everything. Why the edit of your original, witty, and subtle response? You certainly didn't improve it.

[equestrian]

Oh boy, big words and everything. Why the edit of your original, witty, and subtle response? You certainly didn't improve it.

Ashauler lets us know that those are big words for him.

. . . . .

Did you know that "Ashauler" and "Big Bill" together invented the toothbrush?

Anyone else would have named it the teethbrush.

[equestrian]

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

[ashauler]

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

LMAO....sorry your horse cut you off and you got nothing better to do. Besides, all those steps up the ladder must be a bitch.

[badwhale]

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

My offer is still good on the shift key...

[ashauler]

Ashauler lets us know that those are big words for him.

. . . . .

Did you know that "Ashauler" and "Big Bill" together invented the toothbrush?

Anyone else would have named it the teethbrush.

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

[equestrian]

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

BAM! There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Knife to gunfight. I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'll be back in a few days to see whether Big Bill has said Please properly, whether Ashauler has wiped the drool from his toothless gums, and so on.

In the meantime, PM with best offers on the humidor, and I'll get some kind of automated email to that effect. "This is not a sales message."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

[ashauler]

BAM! There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Knife to gunfight. I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'll be back in a few days to see whether Big Bill has said Please properly, whether Ashauler has wiped the drool from his toothless gums, and so on.

In the meantime, PM with best offers on the humidor, and I'll get some kind of automated email to that effect. "This is not a sales message."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

Thanks, I appreciate the mercy you're showing me. Your reading comprehension leaves something to be desired though.