name the cats contest

[cinda]

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

I am surprised you did call her worms!