Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post

My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them..
way too much information I can not get that visual out of my head now....