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    Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

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    Hookah, if i don't see a giant water bong in the window i don't bother walking in the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    Unless it's fall or winter....then it's single malt Scotch, hookers, and a really cool Indian. Oh, and a significant amount of smart-ass replies.

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    I love the smart as replies! I also love the serious ones too! My goal is to bring a new generation into an amazing culture!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmandudeguy View Post
    I love the smart as replies! I also love the serious ones too! My goal is to bring a new generation into an amazing culture!
    Given this community has given you such an incredible leg up on your research, it is only fitting that we also share in your profits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

    ...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.

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    and for those of us that don't drink...........

    A head shop with with a nice assortment of pipes and bongs.

    Oh yeah I almost forgot, the place should really have a pole and strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post
    and for those of us that don't drink...........

    A head shop with with a nice assortment of pipes and bongs.

    Oh yeah I almost forgot, the place should really have a pole and strippers.

    My wife has made an interesting observation about Canada. She has opined that life in Canada must be boring, because there's an awful lot of bars and strip clubs dotting the countryside (I guess not that much to do during those long, cold winters). I'm not quite sure it's out of the norm (Canada vs. U.S., for example), but wifey sure picked up on it.

    I'm looking out for my Canaduan bretheren and in the interest of dispelling any potential myth - perhaps you could scale back your request for "poles" and "strippers" and maybe just settle for scantily clad massage therapists?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    My wife has made an interesting observation about Canada. She has opined that life in Canada must be boring, because there's an awful lot of bars and strip clubs dotting the countryside (I guess not that much to do during those long, cold winters). I'm not quite sure it's out of the norm (Canada vs. U.S., for example), but wifey sure picked up on it.

    I'm looking out for my Canaduan bretheren and in the interest of dispelling any potential myth - perhaps you could scale back your request for "poles" and "strippers" and maybe just settle for scantily clad massage therapists?!?
    LOL - scantily clad massage therapists work for me. Oh and yes, it's the long cold winters for sure. There just isn't much to do at -40 C (about -40 F) out of doors so most people stay inside if they can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

    ...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.
    Well, I can live with that. As long as it comes with a "Happy Ending"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Doc View Post
    Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

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    I think he's looking for actual help, not smart-ass replies. Can you please be serious like the rest of us?

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