What you guys look for in a cigar shoppe?

[ggiese]

and for those of us that don't drink...........

A head shop with with a nice assortment of pipes and bongs.

Oh yeah I almost forgot, the place should really have a pole and strippers.

My wife has made an interesting observation about Canada. She has opined that life in Canada must be boring, because there's an awful lot of bars and strip clubs dotting the countryside (I guess not that much to do during those long, cold winters). I'm not quite sure it's out of the norm (Canada vs. U.S., for example), but wifey sure picked up on it.

I'm looking out for my Canaduan bretheren and in the interest of dispelling any potential myth - perhaps you could scale back your request for "poles" and "strippers" and maybe just settle for scantily clad massage therapists?!?