What you guys look for in a cigar shoppe?

[ggiese]

I want to know everything, I am currently going to college for International Business with a minor in French. I LOVE cigars like everybody here, and just want to get research because my dream is to some day open my own place!
-Thank You!

Must haves for any cigar store:

• Cigars from all over the world, including Thailand, Norway, Czech Republic, Lithuania, and - of course, Mascedonia.
• Wine and Scotch bar
• Gourmet chef and dining facility (what goes better than a cigar than a thick, juicy steak!)
• Workout facility complete with scantily clad massage therapists - so I can lift weights while smoking a cigar (that's how Arnold got so massive) and get a good rub down afterwards.
• Betting parlor, including table games. But no slot machines - those are for girls.
• An on-staff horse racing handicapper (to go along with the betting parlor)
• Small, nine hole golf course out back.
• On premise dry cleaner

Good luck with your venture. I'm sure if anyone's going to make it work, it will be you!

BTW - you have to get in contact with YoungForbes - our resident venture capitalist. He's hard to get a hold of, but if you can connect with him I'm sure he'll want in with you!

[Eville]

No cigar shoppe is complete without a wide selection of Acids.

[Devil Doc]

Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

Doc

[Mangyrat]

Hookah, if i don't see a giant water bong in the window i don't bother walking in the door.

[Paddy]

Gin
Hookers
And a really cool Indian

[ashauler]

Gin
Hookers
And a really cool Indian

Unless it's fall or winter....then it's single malt Scotch, hookers, and a really cool Indian. Oh, and a significant amount of smart-ass replies.

[kmandudeguy]

I love the smart as replies! I also love the serious ones too! My goal is to bring a new generation into an amazing culture!

[ggiese]

Gin
Hookers
And a really cool Indian

No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.

[CptnBlues63]

and for those of us that don't drink...........

A head shop with with a nice assortment of pipes and bongs.

Oh yeah I almost forgot, the place should really have a pole and strippers.

[Paddy]

No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.

Well, I can live with that. As long as it comes with a "Happy Ending"

[Eville]

Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

Doc

I think he's looking for actual help, not smart-ass replies. Can you please be serious like the rest of us?