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    Quote Originally Posted by kmandudeguy View Post
    I want to know everything, I am currently going to college for International Business with a minor in French. I LOVE cigars like everybody here, and just want to get research because my dream is to some day open my own place!
    -Thank You!
    Must haves for any cigar store:

    • Cigars from all over the world, including Thailand, Norway, Czech Republic, Lithuania, and - of course, Mascedonia.
    • Wine and Scotch bar
    • Gourmet chef and dining facility (what goes better than a cigar than a thick, juicy steak!)
    • Workout facility complete with scantily clad massage therapists - so I can lift weights while smoking a cigar (that's how Arnold got so massive) and get a good rub down afterwards.
    • Betting parlor, including table games. But no slot machines - those are for girls.
    • An on-staff horse racing handicapper (to go along with the betting parlor)
    • Small, nine hole golf course out back.
    • On premise dry cleaner


    Good luck with your venture. I'm sure if anyone's going to make it work, it will be you!

    BTW - you have to get in contact with YoungForbes - our resident venture capitalist. He's hard to get a hold of, but if you can connect with him I'm sure he'll want in with you!
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    No cigar shoppe is complete without a wide selection of Acids.

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    Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

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    Hookah, if i don't see a giant water bong in the window i don't bother walking in the door.
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    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    Gin
    Hookers
    And a really cool Indian
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Gin
    Hookers
    And a really cool Indian
    Unless it's fall or winter....then it's single malt Scotch, hookers, and a really cool Indian. Oh, and a significant amount of smart-ass replies.

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    I love the smart as replies! I also love the serious ones too! My goal is to bring a new generation into an amazing culture!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Gin
    Hookers
    And a really cool Indian
    No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

    ...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.

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    and for those of us that don't drink...........

    A head shop with with a nice assortment of pipes and bongs.

    Oh yeah I almost forgot, the place should really have a pole and strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    No hookers!!! My wife would KILL me if I was hanging out with hookers!

    ...scantily clad massage therapists would be okay, though.
    Well, I can live with that. As long as it comes with a "Happy Ending"
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Doc View Post
    Normally, I look for cigars in a cigar shop.

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    I think he's looking for actual help, not smart-ass replies. Can you please be serious like the rest of us?

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